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Friday, 5 August 2011

planets AND ANIMALS

If your business is sluggish , make some besan laddoos, wave them round your head seven times and feed them to a cow on Thursday.

If you want a promotion, offer the birds seven types of cereals. For your income to rise give wet black grams to monkeys.

In order to get married give two balls of wheat flour mixed with a little turmeric, jaggery and wet gram pulses to a cow every Thursday.

If your husband is a drunkard, take flour of the same weight as his shoes and roll a chappati  just using your hands ( without a pin or board) and bake it directly on the fire without a tawa and then give it to the street dogs. Do this thrice and he will become averse to liquor. (This is supposed to be foolproof)

If your husband , under the influence of another woman, ignores or criticizes you , take 300 grams of ladoos made of gram flour(besan) two ladoos made of wheat flour, three bananas and wet gram pulse and feed these to a cow that is feeding its calf. Your husband will change.

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